Fun sms

Love tip

Love Tip:
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"Don't Love"...!!!

no serial our marriage cd

Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching

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Husband : No serial
our marriage CD

no serial our marriage cd

USA School Interview 4 New Admission
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Tech:Who is ur Dad?
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His Mom: Plz ask simple questions!

i m a pepco share holder

2 Men jumping frm a terrace.

1st man :This is my 50th time.

I m a Guinness record holder...

2nd man:This is my 1st time.

I m a PEPCO Share Holder.

height of dieting / balance diet

Height Of Dieting/Balance-Diet

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Order Double Cheese Burgers

mouse was going wid itz kids

A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz
Kids
A Cat Jumped Infront Ov Them

Mouse Shouted:

BHOW BHOW

Cat Ran Away


Mouse: That's De Advantage Ov
Learning Foreign Language ;)

exactly opposite to her advice

Rule of success:

Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.








And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..

gals not interest in sports?

Why gals not interest in sports?

Only 1% gals playing games.

Bcoz

Other 99% gals playing in boys life.

the school report gives you

Father:The school report gives you 'D'

for conduct and an 'A' for courtesy.

How did you manage that?

Son:Whenever I punch someone,

I apologise

how 2 become a genius ?

How 2 become a GENIUS ?
*some text missing*

find the missing text &
surely you'll become a GENIUS:-D

motivational thought

Motivational Thought

In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Mukesh Ambani(world's richest man)

In 2008, Mukesh Ambani decided to buy IDBI bank

This shows that nothing is impossible

Now in 2009, Citi bank rejected loan for me

But in 2020, I'm planning to...

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Apply 4 loan again. :-)

funny but true

FuNnY bUt TrUe

A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard
All His Life To Become Known
& Then Wears Dark Glasses
To Avoid Being Recognised. "

one day teeth and tongue

One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..


Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"


Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth... =P ;->

love never dies

Love never Dies..

It remains forever

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forever &

forever &

forever &

forever &

forever...


Only..

Girl Friend
changes;-)

when a man holds a w

When a Man holds a Woman's hand

Before marriage,
ITS LOVE;

After Marriage

Its SELF DEFENCE... ;->

gud girls r found in

Gud girls r found in every corner of d earth..
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But Unfortunately earth is Round!!

wife2day night i

wife:-2day
night I Saw a
dream dat u were
sendng me
Jewelry

Husband :Yeah,I saw ur dad paying d bill..!

being single is so

Being Single Is So
Lovely & So Lucky !!!
It Has Its Own Charm

Even If Somebody Asks
Why r U Single ?
Just Tell Them
"God Is
Writing d Best Love
Story Ever 4 Me "

Send Thi sSingle Msg
To All Ur Single Frndz
& Let Them Know Its
Great Time Buddy

~*~ Happy
Uncommitted Life ~*~ ;->

a man was lost alone

A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
wooden boat.Suddenly
a grl comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
a bed

Moral: A girl can
change Ur aim ..

if you keep your

If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
Ground ...























You'll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants ... ;->

want to go usa he

Want To Go USA

Here's A Chance For You

Mr.Obama Is Waiting
For You To Be In
White House

Get Ready

Because

He I In Search Of
Dog For His Daughter ;)

they said the

They Said ...

There Would Be Black
President When Pigs
Fly ...

Obama Became
President And Only
Several Months Later

"SWINE FLU" ... ;->

t r u t h of

~ T r u t h ~

Of Every Ten (10)
Person
Who Talk About You
Nine (9) Will Say
Something Bad
&
The Tenth (10th) Will
Say Something Good In
A Bad Way ... ;->

hey dude a piece of

Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!

Never Think Yourself

As An Ugly Person

Always

Consider Yourself

A Beautiful

nights are totally s

Nights are totally sleepless..
Days are so restless...
Ohhh GOD...am I in Love????
GOD said:
IDIOT, you are in PAKISTAN !!

Happy load sheding.

after eating fish sa

After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach

can a kangaroo jump

Can A Kangaroo Jump

Higher Than A Effiel Tower?


Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump

n o t h i n g i n

N o t h i n g
I n
T h e
W o r l d
I s
M o r e
E x p e n s i v e
T h a n
H a v i n g
A
G i r l f r i e n d
W h o' s
T o t a l l y
F r e e
O n
W e e k e n d =P ;)

b a d l u c k

> > B A d L u C k < <

I

W a n t

T o

K i L L

T h e

B i g g e s t

F o o L

O f

T h e

W o r l d

'B u t'

I

D n t

K n o w

Y o u r

A d d r e s s .=P;->

u may have 3 reasons

U may have 3 reasons for not msging me:

1. No free msg

2. No bal

3. No guts to disturb a 'LION'

whats the main reas

What's The Main Reason For Divorce?
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Marriage !

where did love born

Where did love born ?


Guess . .


Simple


In CHINA!


Becoz it has no warranty.

beggar sir pls giv

Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.

Man: I don't have.

Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together

5 years 20 subject

5 years,
20 subjects,
200 practicals,
2000 lectures,
20000 insults

A normal human
being cant do all this!


The remaining abnormals are called


DOCTORS..!

boy to teacher m

Boy To Teacher:

Mam I Love U .

Mam:Stupid I M Ur Mother ,

Boy Dailed A Number 4rm Mob & Said
"DAD I Have Done Ur Work,
Now Increase My Pocket Money"

todays fact g

~Todays FACT~


Guinness Book Of Records
Holds The Record For
Being The Book Most
Stolen From Public Libraries... ;->

are you fluent in en


Are You Fluent In English .?

Read It Fast . . .

Upper Roller Lower Roller
Roller Lower Roller Upper. .=P;->

some interesting one

Some Interesting Oneliners:

*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
;)

*If u cant convince them,confuse them
:)

*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
;)

*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
:)

*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?
:)

*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
;)

*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train
:)

breakup tips

Breakup Tips :

How 2 Create Da Biggest Doubt
In Ur Lover'z Mind 4 U ??


Simple

Just Suddenly Sms Her Saying:


I LOVE U TOO

ladies n gentalm

Ladies
N
Gentalmen
Please
Put
Ur
Handz
Together
For
Clap
ND
Welcome
Dis
Outstanding
Sms
To
Ur
Inbox
By
Brillant
Txter..;->

an important msg 4 u

An important msg 4 U

I promise to my Allah that I'll send balance
of rupees 50 to the sender of this msg
& will not foward this message to sender..
Thank's..

please spread it int

Please Spread It Into Your Friendz Community Tht. . . . .
A 17 Years Old Boy Need
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Balance. . . . .
His Number Is
"0321-6307893"
Please Send Him Balance.
Dnt Ignore It.
And Dnt Change The Number.=P;->

height of jhatka

Height Of Jhatka

A Boy Aft R Having Gr8 Time
Wid GF He Saw A Guy's Photo
In Her Bag & Askd-Is He Ur X BF?

GF Kissing Him & Said No Dats Me,

B4 Operation.

the worst thing abou

The Worst Thing About
Censorship Is






























[ Deleted By
Censorship Bureau ] ;->

t r u t h women n

T R U T H

Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don't question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You'll b answered
everytime,
"You just don't
understand" ;->

in which caseman st

In which case-MAN start Swetting

in 10 mins & WOMAN wan 2 go On & On..



Think..


shopping

things to remember

Things To Remember
In Life ...

"Love Your FRIENDS
Not Their SISTERS"

And

"Love Your SISTERS
Not Their FRIENDS" ;->

a wise man washes

A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES

But

A WISER MAN
Doesn't PEE
On His Hand ... ;->

deadly attitude

_=_ Deadly Attitude _=_

A n y b o d y
C a n
Q u i t
S m o k i n g

B u t

I t
T a k e s
A
R e a l
M a n
T o
F i g h t
L u n g
C a n c e r ...

wh8 d hell are

Wh8 d Hell !!

Are
U
Mad ?

U
Don't
Hve
Ne Work
2 Do
So
Doing
Sch
Type Of
Nonsense

Reading
A
SMS
Worth
Nthing

But

Really
It
Suits
U

So
Going On
Nonsense ;->