April Fool sms

1st Fool Of 2009

Am Going To U.S.A.
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Dont Worry The Flight Is After 4 Days
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Surprised?
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After 80 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2009

How dare they fool you

If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.

YOU ARE REALLY BITCH

U are a BITCH

Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious

r u smiling now?
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*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*

99/100 idiots would try it.

Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…

Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.

U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world

You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..

I am your girlfriend is ….

I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.

In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p

Someone misses you

SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..

Cheese is Cheese , Butter is butter

Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank

This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.

This is a VIRUS . . .

WARNING ! ! !

This is a VIRUS . . .

When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April

Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.