Wednesday, September 8, 2010
Thursday, July 30, 2009
Fun sms
Love tip
Love Tip:
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"Don't Love"...!!!
no serial our marriage cd
Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching
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Husband : No serial
our marriage CD
no serial our marriage cd
USA School Interview 4 New Admission
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Tech:Who is ur Dad?
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His Mom: Plz ask simple questions!
i m a pepco share holder
2 Men jumping frm a terrace.
1st man :This is my 50th time.
I m a Guinness record holder...
2nd man:This is my 1st time.
I m a PEPCO Share Holder.
height of dieting / balance diet
Height Of Dieting/Balance-Diet
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Order Double Cheese Burgers
mouse was going wid itz kids
A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz
Kids
A Cat Jumped Infront Ov Them
Mouse Shouted:
BHOW BHOW
Cat Ran Away
Mouse: That's De Advantage Ov
Learning Foreign Language ;)
exactly opposite to her advice
Rule of success:
Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.
And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
gals not interest in sports?
Why gals not interest in sports?
Only 1% gals playing games.
Bcoz
Other 99% gals playing in boys life.
the school report gives you
Father:The school report gives you 'D'
for conduct and an 'A' for courtesy.
How did you manage that?
Son:Whenever I punch someone,
I apologise
how 2 become a genius ?
How 2 become a GENIUS ?
*some text missing*
find the missing text &
surely you'll become a GENIUS:-D
motivational thought
Motivational Thought
In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Mukesh Ambani(world's richest man)
In 2008, Mukesh Ambani decided to buy IDBI bank
This shows that nothing is impossible
Now in 2009, Citi bank rejected loan for me
But in 2020, I'm planning to...
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Apply 4 loan again. :-)
funny but true
FuNnY bUt TrUe
A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard
All His Life To Become Known
& Then Wears Dark Glasses
To Avoid Being Recognised. "
one day teeth and tongue
One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..
Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"
Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth... =P ;->
love never dies
Love never Dies..
It remains forever
&
forever &
forever &
forever &
forever &
forever...
Only..
Girl Friend
changes;-)
when a man holds a w
When a Man holds a Woman's hand
Before marriage,
ITS LOVE;
After Marriage
Its SELF DEFENCE... ;->
gud girls r found in
Gud girls r found in every corner of d earth..
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.
But Unfortunately earth is Round!!
wife2day night i
wife:-2day
night I Saw a
dream dat u were
sendng me
Jewelry
Husband :Yeah,I saw ur dad paying d bill..!
being single is so
Being Single Is So
Lovely & So Lucky !!!
It Has Its Own Charm
Even If Somebody Asks
Why r U Single ?
Just Tell Them
"God Is
Writing d Best Love
Story Ever 4 Me "
Send Thi sSingle Msg
To All Ur Single Frndz
& Let Them Know Its
Great Time Buddy
~*~ Happy
Uncommitted Life ~*~ ;->
a man was lost alone
A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
wooden boat.Suddenly
a grl comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
a bed
Moral: A girl can
change Ur aim ..
if you keep your
If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
Ground ...
You'll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants ... ;->
want to go usa he
Want To Go USA
Here's A Chance For You
Mr.Obama Is Waiting
For You To Be In
White House
Get Ready
Because
He I In Search Of
Dog For His Daughter ;)
they said the
They Said ...
There Would Be Black
President When Pigs
Fly ...
Obama Became
President And Only
Several Months Later
"SWINE FLU" ... ;->
t r u t h of
~ T r u t h ~
Of Every Ten (10)
Person
Who Talk About You
Nine (9) Will Say
Something Bad
&
The Tenth (10th) Will
Say Something Good In
A Bad Way ... ;->
hey dude a piece of
Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!
Never Think Yourself
As An Ugly Person
Always
Consider Yourself
A Beautiful
nights are totally s
Nights are totally sleepless..
Days are so restless...
Ohhh GOD...am I in Love????
GOD said:
IDIOT, you are in PAKISTAN !!
Happy load sheding.
after eating fish sa
After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach
can a kangaroo jump
Can A Kangaroo Jump
Higher Than A Effiel Tower?
Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump
n o t h i n g i n
N o t h i n g
I n
T h e
W o r l d
I s
M o r e
E x p e n s i v e
T h a n
H a v i n g
A
G i r l f r i e n d
W h o' s
T o t a l l y
F r e e
O n
W e e k e n d =P ;)
b a d l u c k
> > B A d L u C k < <
I
W a n t
T o
K i L L
T h e
B i g g e s t
F o o L
O f
T h e
W o r l d
'B u t'
I
D n t
K n o w
Y o u r
A d d r e s s .=P;->
u may have 3 reasons
U may have 3 reasons for not msging me:
1. No free msg
2. No bal
3. No guts to disturb a 'LION'
whats the main reas
What's The Main Reason For Divorce?
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Marriage !
where did love born
Where did love born ?
Guess . .
Simple
In CHINA!
Becoz it has no warranty.
beggar sir pls giv
Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.
Man: I don't have.
Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together
5 years 20 subject
5 years,
20 subjects,
200 practicals,
2000 lectures,
20000 insults
A normal human
being cant do all this!
The remaining abnormals are called
DOCTORS..!
boy to teacher m
Boy To Teacher:
Mam I Love U .
Mam:Stupid I M Ur Mother ,
Boy Dailed A Number 4rm Mob & Said
"DAD I Have Done Ur Work,
Now Increase My Pocket Money"
todays fact g
~Todays FACT~
Guinness Book Of Records
Holds The Record For
Being The Book Most
Stolen From Public Libraries... ;->
are you fluent in en
Are You Fluent In English .?
Read It Fast . . .
Upper Roller Lower Roller
Roller Lower Roller Upper. .=P;->
some interesting one
Some Interesting Oneliners:
*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
;)
*If u cant convince them,confuse them
:)
*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
;)
*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
:)
*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?
:)
*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
;)
*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train
:)
breakup tips
Breakup Tips :
How 2 Create Da Biggest Doubt
In Ur Lover'z Mind 4 U ??
Simple
Just Suddenly Sms Her Saying:
I LOVE U TOO
ladies n gentalm
Ladies
N
Gentalmen
Please
Put
Ur
Handz
Together
For
Clap
ND
Welcome
Dis
Outstanding
Sms
To
Ur
Inbox
By
Brillant
Txter..;->
an important msg 4 u
An important msg 4 U
I promise to my Allah that I'll send balance
of rupees 50 to the sender of this msg
& will not foward this message to sender..
Thank's..
please spread it int
Please Spread It Into Your Friendz Community Tht. . . . .
A 17 Years Old Boy Need
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Balance. . . . .
His Number Is
"0321-6307893"
Please Send Him Balance.
Dnt Ignore It.
And Dnt Change The Number.=P;->
height of jhatka
Height Of Jhatka
A Boy Aft R Having Gr8 Time
Wid GF He Saw A Guy's Photo
In Her Bag & Askd-Is He Ur X BF?
GF Kissing Him & Said No Dats Me,
B4 Operation.
the worst thing abou
The Worst Thing About
Censorship Is
[ Deleted By
Censorship Bureau ] ;->
t r u t h women n
T R U T H
Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don't question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You'll b answered
everytime,
"You just don't
understand" ;->
in which caseman st
In which case-MAN start Swetting
in 10 mins & WOMAN wan 2 go On & On..
Think..
shopping
things to remember
Things To Remember
In Life ...
"Love Your FRIENDS
Not Their SISTERS"
And
"Love Your SISTERS
Not Their FRIENDS" ;->
a wise man washes
A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES
But
A WISER MAN
Doesn't PEE
On His Hand ... ;->
deadly attitude
_=_ Deadly Attitude _=_
A n y b o d y
C a n
Q u i t
S m o k i n g
B u t
I t
T a k e s
A
R e a l
M a n
T o
F i g h t
L u n g
C a n c e r ...
wh8 d hell are
Wh8 d Hell !!
Are
U
Mad ?
U
Don't
Hve
Ne Work
2 Do
So
Doing
Sch
Type Of
Nonsense
Reading
A
SMS
Worth
Nthing
But
Really
It
Suits
U
So
Going On
Nonsense ;->
Love Tip:
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
"Don't Love"...!!!
no serial our marriage cd
Husband crying in front of TV
wife:which serial u r watching
.
.
.
Husband : No serial
our marriage CD
no serial our marriage cd
USA School Interview 4 New Admission
.
Tech:Who is ur Dad?
.
His Mom: Plz ask simple questions!
i m a pepco share holder
2 Men jumping frm a terrace.
1st man :This is my 50th time.
I m a Guinness record holder...
2nd man:This is my 1st time.
I m a PEPCO Share Holder.
height of dieting / balance diet
Height Of Dieting/Balance-Diet
.
.
.
Order Double Cheese Burgers
mouse was going wid itz kids
A Mouse Wz Going Wid Itz
Kids
A Cat Jumped Infront Ov Them
Mouse Shouted:
BHOW BHOW
Cat Ran Away
Mouse: That's De Advantage Ov
Learning Foreign Language ;)
exactly opposite to her advice
Rule of success:
Always consult a girl before doing any important task in your life.
And act exactly OPPOSITE to her advice..
gals not interest in sports?
Why gals not interest in sports?
Only 1% gals playing games.
Bcoz
Other 99% gals playing in boys life.
the school report gives you
Father:The school report gives you 'D'
for conduct and an 'A' for courtesy.
How did you manage that?
Son:Whenever I punch someone,
I apologise
how 2 become a genius ?
How 2 become a GENIUS ?
*some text missing*
find the missing text &
surely you'll become a GENIUS:-D
motivational thought
Motivational Thought
In 1980, IDBI bank rejected loan for Mukesh Ambani(world's richest man)
In 2008, Mukesh Ambani decided to buy IDBI bank
This shows that nothing is impossible
Now in 2009, Citi bank rejected loan for me
But in 2020, I'm planning to...
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Apply 4 loan again. :-)
funny but true
FuNnY bUt TrUe
A Celebrity Is Someone Who Works Hard
All His Life To Become Known
& Then Wears Dark Glasses
To Avoid Being Recognised. "
one day teeth and tongue
One Day Teeth and Tongue were in Conversation..
Teeth Said:
"If I just press u a little, you will get cut"
Tongue Replied:
"If I misuse one word against someone, all ur 32 will come out of the mouth... =P ;->
love never dies
Love never Dies..
It remains forever
&
forever &
forever &
forever &
forever &
forever...
Only..
Girl Friend
changes;-)
when a man holds a w
When a Man holds a Woman's hand
Before marriage,
ITS LOVE;
After Marriage
Its SELF DEFENCE... ;->
gud girls r found in
Gud girls r found in every corner of d earth..
.
.
.
But Unfortunately earth is Round!!
wife2day night i
wife:-2day
night I Saw a
dream dat u were
sendng me
Jewelry
Husband :Yeah,I saw ur dad paying d bill..!
being single is so
Being Single Is So
Lovely & So Lucky !!!
It Has Its Own Charm
Even If Somebody Asks
Why r U Single ?
Just Tell Them
"God Is
Writing d Best Love
Story Ever 4 Me "
Send Thi sSingle Msg
To All Ur Single Frndz
& Let Them Know Its
Great Time Buddy
~*~ Happy
Uncommitted Life ~*~ ;->
a man was lost alone
A man was lost alone
on an island. 1day he
decided 2 build a
wooden boat.Suddenly
a grl comes & man uses
d wood 4 makin
a bed
Moral: A girl can
change Ur aim ..
if you keep your
If You Keep Your
Feet Firmly On The
Ground ...
You'll Have Trouble
Putting On Your
Pants ... ;->
want to go usa he
Want To Go USA
Here's A Chance For You
Mr.Obama Is Waiting
For You To Be In
White House
Get Ready
Because
He I In Search Of
Dog For His Daughter ;)
they said the
They Said ...
There Would Be Black
President When Pigs
Fly ...
Obama Became
President And Only
Several Months Later
"SWINE FLU" ... ;->
t r u t h of
~ T r u t h ~
Of Every Ten (10)
Person
Who Talk About You
Nine (9) Will Say
Something Bad
&
The Tenth (10th) Will
Say Something Good In
A Bad Way ... ;->
hey dude a piece of
Hey Dude
A Piece Of Advice
For You ... !!
Never Think Yourself
As An Ugly Person
Always
Consider Yourself
A Beautiful
nights are totally s
Nights are totally sleepless..
Days are so restless...
Ohhh GOD...am I in Love????
GOD said:
IDIOT, you are in PAKISTAN !!
Happy load sheding.
after eating fish sa
After Eating Fish Santa Dont Drink Water
Y
Coz
He Feared That Fish Will
Start Swimming In His Stomach
can a kangaroo jump
Can A Kangaroo Jump
Higher Than A Effiel Tower?
Ans:
Yes Bcoz
D Effiel Tower
Cannot jump
n o t h i n g i n
N o t h i n g
I n
T h e
W o r l d
I s
M o r e
E x p e n s i v e
T h a n
H a v i n g
A
G i r l f r i e n d
W h o' s
T o t a l l y
F r e e
O n
W e e k e n d =P ;)
b a d l u c k
> > B A d L u C k < <
I
W a n t
T o
K i L L
T h e
B i g g e s t
F o o L
O f
T h e
W o r l d
'B u t'
I
D n t
K n o w
Y o u r
A d d r e s s .=P;->
u may have 3 reasons
U may have 3 reasons for not msging me:
1. No free msg
2. No bal
3. No guts to disturb a 'LION'
whats the main reas
What's The Main Reason For Divorce?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Marriage !
where did love born
Where did love born ?
Guess . .
Simple
In CHINA!
Becoz it has no warranty.
beggar sir pls giv
Beggar: Sir, pls give 50 paise.
Man: I don't have.
Beggar: Then come with me, lets beg together
5 years 20 subject
5 years,
20 subjects,
200 practicals,
2000 lectures,
20000 insults
A normal human
being cant do all this!
The remaining abnormals are called
DOCTORS..!
boy to teacher m
Boy To Teacher:
Mam I Love U .
Mam:Stupid I M Ur Mother ,
Boy Dailed A Number 4rm Mob & Said
"DAD I Have Done Ur Work,
Now Increase My Pocket Money"
todays fact g
~Todays FACT~
Guinness Book Of Records
Holds The Record For
Being The Book Most
Stolen From Public Libraries... ;->
are you fluent in en
Are You Fluent In English .?
Read It Fast . . .
Upper Roller Lower Roller
Roller Lower Roller Upper. .=P;->
some interesting one
Some Interesting Oneliners:
*If u cannot change ur mind,r u sure u hav one
;)
*If u cant convince them,confuse them
:)
*I couldnt repair ur brakes,so i made ur horn louder
;)
*The trouble with being punctual is that no one is there to appreciate it
:)
*In a country ov free speech,why r there phone bills?
:)
*Smile,it makes people wonder what u r thinkin
;)
*The light at the end ov the tunnel may be an incomin train
:)
breakup tips
Breakup Tips :
How 2 Create Da Biggest Doubt
In Ur Lover'z Mind 4 U ??
Simple
Just Suddenly Sms Her Saying:
I LOVE U TOO
ladies n gentalm
Ladies
N
Gentalmen
Please
Put
Ur
Handz
Together
For
Clap
ND
Welcome
Dis
Outstanding
Sms
To
Ur
Inbox
By
Brillant
Txter..;->
an important msg 4 u
An important msg 4 U
I promise to my Allah that I'll send balance
of rupees 50 to the sender of this msg
& will not foward this message to sender..
Thank's..
please spread it int
Please Spread It Into Your Friendz Community Tht. . . . .
A 17 Years Old Boy Need
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
Balance. . . . .
His Number Is
"0321-6307893"
Please Send Him Balance.
Dnt Ignore It.
And Dnt Change The Number.=P;->
height of jhatka
Height Of Jhatka
A Boy Aft R Having Gr8 Time
Wid GF He Saw A Guy's Photo
In Her Bag & Askd-Is He Ur X BF?
GF Kissing Him & Said No Dats Me,
B4 Operation.
the worst thing abou
The Worst Thing About
Censorship Is
[ Deleted By
Censorship Bureau ] ;->
t r u t h women n
T R U T H
Women never have
anything to wear.."
Don't question the
racks of clothes in the
closet
You'll b answered
everytime,
"You just don't
understand" ;->
in which caseman st
In which case-MAN start Swetting
in 10 mins & WOMAN wan 2 go On & On..
Think..
shopping
things to remember
Things To Remember
In Life ...
"Love Your FRIENDS
Not Their SISTERS"
And
"Love Your SISTERS
Not Their FRIENDS" ;->
a wise man washes
A WISE MAN
Washes His Hand
After He PEES
But
A WISER MAN
Doesn't PEE
On His Hand ... ;->
deadly attitude
_=_ Deadly Attitude _=_
A n y b o d y
C a n
Q u i t
S m o k i n g
B u t
I t
T a k e s
A
R e a l
M a n
T o
F i g h t
L u n g
C a n c e r ...
wh8 d hell are
Wh8 d Hell !!
Are
U
Mad ?
U
Don't
Hve
Ne Work
2 Do
So
Doing
Sch
Type Of
Nonsense
Reading
A
SMS
Worth
Nthing
But
Really
It
Suits
U
So
Going On
Nonsense ;->
Wednesday, July 29, 2009
Birthday sms
“HaPpY BirThDaY 2 U MY Dear FRIEND
“happy birth day 2 U”
May ALLAH give u lots
of such joys &
happy moments.
May U live long &
live happy. May worries,
thoughts,angers &
bad lucks remain
away 4m u.
I wish u good luck.
A nice & lovely life 2
come. Bright &
joyful future & all
the goods that U
can ever Wish or think off.
I wish, may ur dreams come true
& all sad
thoughts off.
live your life
You were crying when u were born
while evrybody was laughing there
As u live 2 blow a thousand candles,
live ur life humbly so that
u would b the one laughing when u die
and everybody else would be crying.
Happy Birthday :)
One day sky was crying
One day sky was crying.
I ask him why are you
crying today.
He told me i have lost my
beautiful start.
It was a day when you were born.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
VERY SPECIAL DAY
HOWEVER YOU DECIDE TO SPEND
THIS VERY SPECIAL DAY,
HERES HOPING
IT TURNS OUT TO BE
JUST RIGHT IN EVERY WAY !
H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y 2 UUU
I know its your birthday 2day
I know its your birthday 2day..
I am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel..
so i shall talk to u in personal there,
coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”
When u never look older
How do you expect me
to remember your birthday,
when you never look any older?:)
Flying papers, multi colours of balloon
Flying papers,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
“happy birth day 2 U”
May ALLAH give u lots
of such joys &
happy moments.
May U live long &
live happy. May worries,
thoughts,angers &
bad lucks remain
away 4m u.
I wish u good luck.
A nice & lovely life 2
come. Bright &
joyful future & all
the goods that U
can ever Wish or think off.
I wish, may ur dreams come true
& all sad
thoughts off.
live your life
You were crying when u were born
while evrybody was laughing there
As u live 2 blow a thousand candles,
live ur life humbly so that
u would b the one laughing when u die
and everybody else would be crying.
Happy Birthday :)
One day sky was crying
One day sky was crying.
I ask him why are you
crying today.
He told me i have lost my
beautiful start.
It was a day when you were born.
“HAPPY BIRTHDAY”
VERY SPECIAL DAY
HOWEVER YOU DECIDE TO SPEND
THIS VERY SPECIAL DAY,
HERES HOPING
IT TURNS OUT TO BE
JUST RIGHT IN EVERY WAY !
H A P P Y B I R T H D A Y 2 UUU
I know its your birthday 2day
I know its your birthday 2day..
I am sure you’ll give me treat in a big hotel..
so i shall talk to u in personal there,
coz i dunno to express my feelings in SMS”
When u never look older
How do you expect me
to remember your birthday,
when you never look any older?:)
Flying papers, multi colours of balloon
Flying papers,
multi colours of balloon,
delicated blossom,
fantastic people,
love and laughter.
What it describes? HAPPY BIRTHDAY.
April Fool sms
1st Fool Of 2009
Am Going To U.S.A.
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.
.
Dont Worry The Flight Is After 4 Days
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.
Surprised?
?
?
?
After 80 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2009
How dare they fool you
If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.
YOU ARE REALLY BITCH
U are a BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*
99/100 idiots would try it.
Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.
U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
I am your girlfriend is ….
I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
Someone misses you
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
Cheese is Cheese , Butter is butter
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
*-*-*-*-*-*-*
* G U T T E R *
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Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank
This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.
This is a VIRUS . . .
WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
Am Going To U.S.A.
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.
.
Dont Worry The Flight Is After 4 Days
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.
.
Surprised?
?
?
?
After 80 Days it’s 1st April,
U r 1st Fool Of 2009
How dare they fool you
If today any 1 talks & praises u 4 ur
1) gud looks
2 ) nature
3 ) style
4 ) attitude,
kick them off.
How dare they fool u before april 1st.
YOU ARE REALLY BITCH
U are a BITCH
Beautiful
Intelligent
Talented
Cute
Hilarious
r u smiling now?
?
?
?
*YOU ARE REALLY BITCH*
99/100 idiots would try it.
Fact1: You can not touch
your lower lip with your tounge…
Fact2: After reading this,
99/100 idiots would try it.
U r 1 of d most cute persons in d world
You are one of the most CUTE persons in the world!!
Just a second, don’t misunderstand.
CUTE means:
Creating
Useless
Troubles
Everywhere..
I am your girlfriend is ….
I am your girlfriend:
Smart.
Intelligent.
Sweet.
Talented.
Excllent.
Romantic.
In short I am your S.I.S.T.E.R. :p
Someone misses you
SomeOne..
MiSSES U..
NeeDS U..
Worries About U
Lonely Without U
Guess Who?
THE MONKEY IN
… THE ZOO ..
Cheese is Cheese , Butter is butter
Cheese is Cheese
Butter is butter
if u 4get me
i will throw u in
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* G U T T E R *
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Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank
This is not SMS, it’s just an April Fool Trick
Place a bottle of liquid dish soap into the toilet tank.
The next person to flush the toilet will be greeted
with an overwhelming amount of bubbles.
This is a VIRUS . . .
WARNING ! ! !
This is a VIRUS . . .
When you turn your phone off it WON’T WORK AGAIN
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
Sardar got into a bus on 1st April
when conductor asked for ticket.
He gave Rs.10/-
and took the ticket and said april fool.
I have pass.
Anniversery SMS
Two Guys Are Chatting..
Two Guys Are Chatting..
Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”
Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”
Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.” :)
Long after our anniversary
Long after our anniversary
And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary
Marriage is that relation between
Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
I LOVE U are words just three
I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!
Nothing in this world Could ever be
Nothing in this world Could ever be
As wonderful as the love You’ve given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).
Happy Wedding Anniversary
How true my feelings were
How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary
On this special day
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love
To the beautiful couple in all the land
To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary
Best wishes to you both on your anniversary
Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary
I’m sending this bouquet of love
I’m sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it’s true,
On this special occasion
I want to remind you
That you are my everything
And
my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!
That special day is here again
That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
You’re just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover
Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!
All my love for you FREE!
All my love for you FREE!
wishing
u
a
very
happy
ANNIVERSARY….!
Two Guys Are Chatting..
Guy A: “I’m Going To Bring My Wife To Australia For Our 20th Anniversary.”
Guy B: “Oh.. That’s Cool. What About Ur 25th Anniversary?”
Guy A: “I Will Go Back To Australia To Bring Her Back.” :)
Long after our anniversary
Long after our anniversary
And
this greeting has been thrown away
Think of the thought behind it,
Each and everyday,
Happy Anniversary
Marriage is that relation between
Marriage is that relation between
man and women in which
the Independence is Equal,
the Dependence mutual and
the Obligation Reciprocal”.
Best wishes for Happy Wedding Anniversary.
I LOVE U are words just three
I LOVE U are words just three,
which mean so much on our ANNIVERSARY.
so this is what i want to say,
live in my heart n there 4 ever stay!
Nothing in this world Could ever be
Nothing in this world Could ever be
As wonderful as the love You’ve given me
Your love makes my days so very bright,
just knowing you’re my darling wife(Husband).
Happy Wedding Anniversary
How true my feelings were
How true my feelings were
I found out to be The best thing
in my life Was when you married me
Thank you my loving wife(loving Husband),
For the years we share I know one
thing for sure We make a wonderful pair
Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Hoping that the love u shared years ago
Is still as strong today as it was
then Bringing u much joy , love
and happiness To celebrate again.
Happy Anniversary
On this special day
On this special day,
best wishes go to you,
that this wonderful love u share,
lasts ur lifetime through.
Happy anniversary to you my Love
To the beautiful couple in all the land
To the beautiful couple in all the land,
May your anniversary be Happy and Grand.
Happy Anniversary
Best wishes to you both on your anniversary
Best wishes to you both on your anniversary,
May the love that u share Last your lifetime through,
As u make a wonderful pair.
Happy Wedding Anniversary
I’m sending this bouquet of love
I’m sending this bouquet of love
To say that I love you so much
I hope I say it often enough
I want you to know it’s true,
On this special occasion
I want to remind you
That you are my everything
And
my love is true,Happy Anniversary Lover!
That special day is here again
That special day is here again
The day we took our vows
You’re just as special to me today
As you still get me aroused.
Happy Anniversary Lover
Happy Anniversary
Happy Anniversary
and May
your marriage be Blessed with love,
joy And companionship
For all the years of your lives!
All my love for you FREE!
All my love for you FREE!
wishing
u
a
very
happy
ANNIVERSARY….!
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